T-Rex: It seems that, despite the "euphemisms" available to them, folks are still discussing feelings in a frank and straightforward manner. Please! You know why our ancestors crawled out of the ocean?
I'm pretty sure it was to avoid these talks.
With that in mind, I now present more "euphemisms" to allow you to get by in society. For example, instead of saying "I feel afraid", you can say "Aw crap! I think I've discovered a weakness in myself." And instead of "I love you!", just say "I have found another weakness; please, excuse me."
Dinosaur Comics - April 17 2009
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